Warning; This is pure fiction.

Well there I was ogling the CEO's backside.
(thats Chef Executive Officer)
While I was having my lunch in the canteen. Unfortunately this was before one of my mates told me that she has a sixth sense about exactly this activity. Anyway she caught me looking. Oops!
In retrospect she must know that it's sexy and and work out before hand who the likely culprit is going to be. But anyway the CEO is one of those women whom clothes just fit perfectly. Combined with and an amazing figure this is just too irresistible to a man's animal nature. Instinct just kicks in and you just cant help yourself.

She comes over and sits down. Then starts an irrelevant conversation. Apart from having a mouth full of food I was thinking shit I should be going red. But I didn't. We chatted and I thought nothing more of it.

Later on she is there at the door of her office motioning with her index finger for me to approach. No words are spoken.
She locks the door. I worry whats next.
Not a word. She beckons me forward again.
I see she has a cane in her other hand. The CEO walks around me an exact measured centimetre away looking straight ahead all the time as she does it. Then standing straight in front of me looks me right in the eye and smirks. I wonder what the hell she is up to.
She turns and walks slowly back around. Not long after three precise and painful swipes with the cane on my backside. I was too astonished to scream.

She unlocks the door and signals my exit.
So there I am in the corridor with a construction crane trying to escape from my jeans.